Chat 29 Jul 14 notes Science burn
  • American: How old is the Queen?
  • Scientist: Shes so old she was around when electrons weren't slow enough to bind with quark triplets creating simple atoms.
  • American: wha-?
  • Scientist: Shes so old she saw the cosmic microwave background radiation when it was in the foreground!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Scientist: Shes so old shes made only from simple hydrogen atoms because stars hadn't yet collapsed creating the heavier elements in its dying core.
  • Everyone: *left the room
  • Quantum Physicist: BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNN
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